Lost Object Special

$50.00

Lost your wallet? Can’t find your passport? Haven’t seen your cat in a few days? We can find it with astrology!

Horary astrology is a fully divinatory practice of judging answers to questions based on the configuration of the planets at the time and place the astrologer is asked the question. It can be used to answer all kinds of questions, but I offer this Lost Object Special for the purpose of locating lost objects, pets, or people.

There are no birth charts or anything like that; you ask me “Where is my dog?”, I cast a chart then and there, I inspect it, and I respond, “Your dog ran away with the neighbor’s dog, is doing just fine, and will be back in about three days.”

You can ask on behalf of someone else, e.g. “Where is my brother’s backpack?” You just need to describe your relationship to the person.

Browse my past results with lost object horaries to see how it works.

You can only inquire about the same lost object once. The Cosmos does not take kindly to being flooded with the same question.

When you purchase a horary question, I will follow up by email as soon as possible, either to provide a judgment outright or to ask clarifying questions. It may require some back-and-forth discussion to clarify all the elements of your question.

When my judgment is complete, I will send you the chart along with a write-up of the judgment and its astrological basis.

I cannot guarantee my judgment will be free from error, but I can assure you that astrology works. I have written reflections on the art of horary astrology after judging 150 charts if you would like to learn more about my approach.

The Lost Object Special is $25 for Householders members.

Householders can order discounted readings in the members area. Join Householders to get access.